Fred #6 and Me

Fred #6

Hello little girl. Do your parents know you're playing on the computer?

Every calamity in this land today is a direct result of the proud arrogant sin of this doomed fag-enabling nation. But then you already knew that.

The more important thing to know about all bridges and all highways in Doomed & Perverted america is this: They exist for one reason, and one reason only, to wit, so the saints of God can travel them to bring to the eyes and ears of this entire land GOD HATES AMERICA, AMERICA IS DOOMED, GOD IS YOUR TERRORIST, and similar prophesies. The very instant we are done with that job, this place is going to melt with a fervent heat, every bridge and highway will crumble or dissolve before your eyes, and all you little smartalecks will be looking for a place to hide. It'll be too late then.

No one will be able to stand before the White Throne who lived in Our Day and claim they didn't hear the words. On a very rare occasion our message will reach the heart of one of God's little sheep, and they will rejoice and be healed. The rest of this dark-hearted land will become furious, and be hardened in their resolve against the King. By that means, the highways and bridges are an important instrument in condemning every Doomed american -- including you.

As for keeping your "family" healthy, that's an easy one Jughead Josh -- OBEY GOD! See how nicely that works? :-) Magormissabib.

My Reply

Yeah, my parents know I'm on my computer. It doesn't bother them, seeing as I bought it with my graduation money and am an adult.

And I know this might be one of those sugar-coated liespeaks you openly hate, but it's my belief that everything in this world happens for a reason, be it that God wants us to learn from our pain or that he wants us to be happy in our successes. I can only hope that holding this belief doesn't mean I'm going to Hell.

And this was a really long next paragraph of yours, but I think the gist of it is that the Minnesota Bridge collapsed because you were done with it? And that grieving families can legally file lawsuits against you because you're accepting the blame?

Also, how can the bridges first crumble and then be an instrument in condemning us? Isn't that a bit like having your cake, and eating it too?

Oh, and so "no" to the multivitamins?

Thanks,
Josh

Fred #6

You are so foolish. You really think this is about you. Stop all that psychobabble, get a Bible and read it. You are acting like a 3-year-old on matters pertaining to your never-dying soul. You've demonstrated yourself to be a base lass. You have access to all our words, so you must go into the delete column. You have enough intellect -- which God gave you, you fool, you didn't generate it yourself -- so that you will be without excuse. Now get over yourself, get a Bible, read it, obey it, and through all that process close your mouth firmly shut. Magormissabib.

Me again

You like to make what are called "strawman arguments," in which you make the claim that somebody has a stance that they actually make no indication of having at all. You also like to call people names, which I could say is mudslinging, but I can predict that your argument in that case would be along the lines of "You're already so covered in mud by your own sin that I couldn't possibly make you any dirtier;" instead, I'll relegate you to your own comment about me acting like a three year-old and ask, which of the two of us has already called the other four names?

And as far as the Bible goes, I really like when Moses compared the universe to a tapestry, and God to the tapestry-weaver, and all of us as the individual threads in the tapestry. The message there really stuck with me and got me through some hard times. As did the message of Ecclesiastes, that there's a time for everything in this world, be it joy (like when a baby is born into the world) or grief (like, say, when a bridge collapses). See, some things in this world aren't necessarily punishment for things that we've done, and that isn't made up. Just look at Job: Blameless in the eyes of the Lord, and yet he had everything taken from him.

And true, God never says that he himself loves everybody, but what did Jesus say were the two most important commandments for humanity to keep? I know that God can do whatever he wants (of course, Hank Hanegraaff makes the scripturally-supported argument that there are three things that God can not do), but should we as people not obey the commandments, especially those that the Christ tells us are the two most important?

Josh