From the desk of Omegle

Stranger: HELLO
You: Hi there.
Stranger: how yoy doin?
You: I'm doing good.
Stranger: IM ALSO GREAT
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You: A little flummoxed.
Stranger: hmm, im american and im not quite sure what that means, haha
You: Confused.
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: what are you confused about?
You: This whole website.
Stranger: haha, yeah it is quite a trip
Stranger: get used to a buncha 'hi's, and a/s/l' followed by a disconnect
You: Definitely.
You: It's like an expedited Craigslist, only you can't select the city.
Stranger: precisely
Stranger: its odd, depending on the type of day theres different types of people. sometimes its always finnish people
Stranger: other times its china
You: Hmm...
Stranger: time*
You: I talked with a few Chinese guys the first time I got on here.
Stranger: splendid
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Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: asl
You: 21, Male, Nebraska.
Stranger: nice
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Stranger: what are you up to tonight?
You: Eating breakfast.
Stranger: morning there? where are you from?
You: Nebraska.
You: When I said breakfast, I meant breakfast foods.
Stranger: gotcha
Stranger: i'm eating pizza
Stranger: unfortunatrly
You: Pizza's unfortunate?
You: When did this happen?
You: I'ma smack a bitch for not telling me.
You: ∑:3
You: ^kitty
Stranger: how old are you?

Stranger: MMMMmmmmbop
You: Ahh, Hansen.
You: We were all so pure then.
Stranger: i heard they all died
Stranger: good riddance
You: That's a shame.
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Stranger: ARGHHH ME MATEY
You: PIRATES!
You: I just wrote a blog about you guys.
Stranger: ARE YE MAN ENOUGH TO BOARD ME SHIP?!
You: Will I get to man the boom?
Stranger: DID YE? I HOPE ALL GOOD WORDS?
You: http://publicjournalno1.blogspot.com/2009/04/intriguing-note-that-laws-against.html
Stranger: I SHALL GIVE IT A LOOK SEE
Stranger: IF IT'S NOT UP TO ME STANDARD, ILL THROW YOU TO THE SHARKS
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Stranger: Helllllooooo
You: Heya.
Stranger: From?
You: Nebraska.
Stranger: Where's that xD
You: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Nebraska&sll=40.823871,-96.699707&sspn=0.009288,0.012853&ie=UTF8&ll=41.508577,-99.84375&spn=73.349617,105.292969&z=3&iwloc=A
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I need to find Charlotte!
You: She went that way.
Stranger: thanks.. great help (y) :)
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Stranger: balls
You: Dr. Horrible.
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Stranger: I like brazil
You: I like cake.
Stranger: i don't
You: You're missing out.
Stranger: damn.
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Stranger: wait, this is blatently a con, can u do 2+2?
Stranger: or is it just sending auto messages
You: I'm totally aware that two and two make four.
You: Give me something tougher.
You: Like, exponents.
You: Parentheses.
You: Or don't.
You: I don't wanna do maths right now.
Stranger: :P
Stranger: good good
Stranger: how has ur day been?
You: Pretty mellow.
You: I did a good amount of reading.
You: And walking around.
Stranger: fag
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Stranger: asl ?
You: What is it with people calling you a fag when you say you walked around and read today?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello there my lovely
You: Hiya.
You: Snookums.
Stranger: you rock my socks
You: Thank you.
You: I am pretty awesome.
Stranger: your indeedy welcome
Stranger: yes, my dear, you are
Stranger: So sweetcheeks, are you married ? :O
Stranger: i know that i love you, doesnt that count?
You: Not even in a relationship.
Stranger: awww, well, you are now ;)
Stranger: ily xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You: You weren't in love with me, you were in love with the idea of me.
Stranger: whens the ceremony?
You: Tuesday
Stranger: i love you, i never wanna lose you babyy
You: Babby?
Stranger: you sex basket
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