Things that annoy me:

1: Crocs
2: Spam texts
3: Spam email
4: Chain mail
5: Chain blogs
6: Myspace
7: People who say that Facebook and Myspace are essentially the same
8: Emo bands such as Simple Plan and Fall Out Boy
9: Emo people
10: The emo things that emo people believe will help change the world
(eg: Sharpieing "love" on people's arms)
11: Family Guy
12: Movies that believe that referencing another movie means that
you're spoofing it
13: Movies that spoof things that society has already accepted as
ridiculous
14: People who spell "boy" with an i, "why" without the w or h, "you"
without the y or the o, any word with a number in place of letters,
and "definitely" with an a
15: People who don't use punctuation in their sentences
16: People who don't have a subject and a predicate in their sentences
17: People who neither punctuate nor have a subject and a predicate in
their sentences
18: Will Ferrel
19: People who will deliberately look away from you as you cross paths
with them, as if they're too busy to smile at you
20: People who will endlessly and deliberately lead you on in order to
make you doubt the worth of taking chances, and the worth of yourself
21: Movies with or by that Napoleon Dynamite kid
22: People who don't talk to you when they have a problem with you